But Why?

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 12/13/2016 at 22:29 • Filed to: Row Tyde

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For Sweden > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/13/2016 at 22:32

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because rahl tyhd

TheHondaBro > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/13/2016 at 22:34

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Because you touch yourself at night.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > For Sweden 12/13/2016 at 22:34

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The thing is, they aren’t crazy expensive, and I know how much Alabama licenses itself out for, so it can’t be that profitable for them if it is at all.

jkm7680 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/13/2016 at 22:38

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I’ll bet those will be discounted heavily soon.

Matt Nichelson > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/13/2016 at 22:41

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Just no.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > jkm7680 12/13/2016 at 22:41

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They will be on GMT400's everywhere.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Matt Nichelson 12/13/2016 at 22:43

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Fun Fact: To get an officially licensed Alabama “A” engraved or painted, you have to pay a $1000 licensing fee.

Matt Nichelson > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/13/2016 at 22:48

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Holy shit seriously? Well, I guess Saban’s salary has to come from somewhere. That’s just ridiculous, though. I’m sure they aren’t the only university guilty of charging exorbitant prices for that though.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/13/2016 at 22:51

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Even as a Tennessee fan I think they missed a golden opportunity for “Roll Tire Roll”

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Matt Nichelson 12/13/2016 at 22:52

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Yeah, my Grandfather was a huge Alabama fan, so we looked into prices for engraving his headstone... First one told us the price, it seemed insane. Called a couple more, same story. Asked the last one why it was so much, that was the answer. We did not spec that option.

Matt Nichelson > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/13/2016 at 23:00

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Geez. That’s just crazy.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/13/2016 at 23:04

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But why you ask. because they’ll sell.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/13/2016 at 23:13

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The visual pun of the Crimson Tide literally rolling in was probably too good to pass up.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/13/2016 at 23:29

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Easy, Alabama fans are fucking psycho and will pay for it.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/13/2016 at 23:30

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I’m one, I’m not paying for it. It looks dumb as shit. I could stencil that on.

Frenchlicker > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/14/2016 at 00:32

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This is about like the Texas edition truck. They make it because the fans are fucking fanatics and will buy it. I need to find out a way to cash in on Hoosier hysteria in my area without selling every piece of clothing and vehicle adornment known to man and beast.

fintail > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/14/2016 at 09:35

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I wonder how many purchasers actually attended the school. 1 in 20 maybe?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > fintail 12/14/2016 at 09:40

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Probably none.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/14/2016 at 10:16

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Yeah but you’re obviously not one of THOSE Alabama fans.

And you know damn well the ones I’m talking about.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 12/14/2016 at 10:44

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The ones from Texas that poison trees that the lesser school used to roll for celebration?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/14/2016 at 12:02

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Yeah those guys, I bet they drove their on these.

I also assume they didn’t actually go to school there.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/14/2016 at 22:46

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As a life long Bama fan, I would never buy these.

As a life long Bama fan, I know way too many other life long Bama fans that will.